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Restaurant Impossible Drinking Game

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Restaurant Impossible Drinking Game

Since No Reservations and Bizarre Foods have their own version, time to have a drinking game for Restaurant Impossible as well.

Simple version:
Drink every time
– Robert gets a case of robertirvinitis (= gets an urge to knock down a wall with a huge hammer)
– When the result of robertirvinitis creates more work (and frustrates Tom)
– When something is “terrible”, “has no taste”, “outdated”, or is “the worst I have ever seen”
– If the food before is unseasoned
– If the food before comes out of a can

Advanced version:
Drink also when
– Some guest they interview after opening the renovated place says he has been coming to that restaurant for at least ten years – when the average amount of customers per week prior to the intervention clearly underlies the lie
– When anyone cries
– When they show the Lexus (bottom line? I don’t mind. If it helps finance the best show on Food Network, go for it)
– When they show the HGTV paint bucket (for this, or for Lexus, only when it’s in the show – if it’s on an ad break, ignore)
– When someone says “wow” or “oh my god” when the new look is revealed
– If the owners had no clue about restaurant business when they opened the place
– If the owners have no clue about their food cost
– When the chefs and owners are amazed how much difference adding salt and pepper can do to the taste of the food
– When the owners who had no clue and no experience bought the restaurant, they bought it so that they could spend more time with their young children

Extra – when the owners don’t like the new interiors – finish the whole bottle. (So far I have not seen a single case where they would not have liked the interior, so pretty amazing job for the interiors too)

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No Reservations and Bizarre Foods Drinking Games

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No Reservations (or any other show with Anthony Bourdain) Drinking Game

Simple version:
Drink every time
– Bourdain drinks
– Bourdain is drunk or otherwise intoxicated
– every time there is something beeped out (but start counting from the second beep each episode)

Advanced version:
Drink also when
– in an episode with Zamir, Zamir drinks
– or Bourdain wants to get a revenge to Zamir
– every time Bourdain makes a mentions some white chick Travel Channel show like that of Samantha Brown
– every time Bourdain mentions cocaine
– every time an animal is butchered
– every time Bourdain mentions “porn”, “come to papa”, “gluttony”, “bad boy”, “punished”

Bizarre Foods Drinking Game

Simple version:
Drink every time
– Zimmern uses the words “nutty” or “earthy”, “oh my god”, “amazing”, “so good”

Advanced Version:
Also drink when
– Bourdain would be drinking if it was his episode

Also – Restaurant Impossible version of the game